Posted 18 minutes ago

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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Posted 19 minutes ago
bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

(Source: jetstreak)

Posted 19 minutes ago

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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commanderabutt:

poppypicklesticks:

misogyny-mermaid:

machina-rex:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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Or maybe boys wear axe for themselves and don’t need to do things for women’s approval.

 Ooooooooooooooh

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blushingsunshine:

this button would break within a day.

blushingsunshine:

this button would break within a day.

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coelasquid:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

I was trying to describe how small my friend’s driveway was and the words were not coming to me and I sincerely called it “45 cents wide”

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epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 2 hours ago